31 Days of Halloween: Day Twenty Eight

Halloween is a time for silly jokes and tricks- here are some silly jokes I've heard, highlight the text to see the answer!


Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts... 

Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray...


Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.


Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? 
A: To improve his bite!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite


Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead end!

Q: What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
A: Fasten your sheet belts...