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10.31.2008

Children's Books that didn't QUITE get published.

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. "Pop! Goes The Hamster!"...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things


Bolded ones are my personal favorites and kind wish were real. (I edited some titles that were too bad, even for my twisted sense of humor.)

No one warned me about these round ligament pains. Not a funny trick ladies! :)

2 comments:

Coiner Family says:
at: Nov 3, 2008, 7:45:00 AM said...

LOL

Coiner Family says:
at: Nov 3, 2008, 7:45:00 AM said...
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